Listen now | In the 21st installment of Stay Dirty, Stay Moderate, Adam lands us in the middle between the Fascist Right and the Progressive Left as we find ourselves in the throws of the worst kind of immigration politics. As Republicans cry ye old faithful, "there's a crisis at the border!" and Democrats, who can barely walk and chew gum at the same time, claim the border is secure, it would appear that a good old dirty, yet moderate view on the red hot issue is where most Americans actually find common ground. Imagine that? A secure border and a comprehensive path to citizenship? What a concept.